NO PAPARAZZI PLEASE!!!

Well, today is the first day that I was "recognized" by someone other than my friends. This guy working at GNC said, "Hey, aren't you that guy running the marathon. I thought it was you the last time you came in here. You know what?!?! You really remind me of that guy from Smallville...what was his name"? Girl behind the counter says "Lex Luther"!!! Guy said "YEAH, that's it. Freakin Lex Luther"!!! I mean, I guess that was the only option for who I could possibly look like from Smallville. Possibly better than when I was in Mexico for our honeymoon and some of the locals started yelling at me as I was walking across the street. "Hey...It's Mr Clean, Mr Clean, Mr Clean"!!! Then they dropped everything they were doing and started dancing and singing that damn Mr Clean song. Oh well, I guess things could be worse...Mr Clean's pretty damn good looking and also pretty ripped...Mr Clean it is...