1) I'm bald dammit!! That's way more aerodynamic than all of that stupid, needless hair flowing carelessly around in the air.
2) I've learned the whole left-right-left-right thing very early on in the running process. left-left-right-right leads to nothing but embarrassment....oh and pain!!
3) I've lost 20 lbs since May. How do you run with 50 Big Macs around your waist?!?!?! - V-E-R-Y S-L-O-W-L-Y!!!
4) Fartleks - That's speed training in swedish and saying Fartlek is never not funny!!
5) 3 drinks a week vs 3 drinks a day. This has actually made me a much more aggressive and angry runner. GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY!!!
I'm compiling a long list and this is the first 5. More to come later. I am sleepy!! Night All.
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