Wednesday, October 7, 2009

First 5 good reasons I can beat Ryan Reynolds...more to come...

1) I'm bald dammit!! That's way more aerodynamic than all of that stupid, needless hair flowing carelessly around in the air.
2) I've learned the whole left-right-left-right thing very early on in the running process. left-left-right-right leads to nothing but embarrassment....oh and pain!!
3) I've lost 20 lbs since May. How do you run with 50 Big Macs around your waist?!?!?! - V-E-R-Y S-L-O-W-L-Y!!!
4) Fartleks - That's speed training in swedish and saying Fartlek is never not funny!!
5) 3 drinks a week vs 3 drinks a day. This has actually made me a much more aggressive and angry runner. GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY!!!

I'm compiling a long list and this is the first 5. More to come later. I am sleepy!! Night All.

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