Celebrities I have Already beaten

After googling "celebrity marathon times", I've learned that I've already beaten quite a few. I'm using my marine corp 2003 marathon time of 4:09:07 as a comparison. Please note that completing a marathon is a major accomplishment, no matter how long it takes to complete. That being said, I beat all of the following people!

1) Oprah - 4:29:20 - (Marine Corp Marathon 1994) OK, so i'm not too proud that I only beat her by 13 seconds in my first marathon but I knew her time and I kept saying "Can't get beat by Oprah. CAN'T get beat by Oprah"! Look at the picture. She's freakin power walking and I only beat her by 13 seconds.

2) Mario Lopez - 5:41:41 - (Boston Marathon 2002) - I feel much better about myself right now. Mario is in shape and I kicked his ass in all three marathons. He must have been practicing his Dancing with the Stars moves as he was running. "Run 2 - 3, Step 2 -3, Twirl 2 -3". Whatever the below move is, it definitely hurt his marathon time.











3) Katie Holmes - 5:29:58 - (NYC Marathon 2007) - Thank God I beat her! Or should I say, Thank Scientology I beat her. But, once again, what's with celebrities running marathons in pants? Ryan Reynolds, Oprah, Katie Holmes..notice a trend?










4) P-Diddy AKA Puff Daddy AKA Sean Combs - 4:14:54 - (NYC Marathon 2003) - Every breath you take..gasp, gasp, gasp...Sorry puffy. Or should I say, huffy puffy. Although, what can you expect with all of that partying and Ciroc Vodka.











5) David Lee Roth - 6:04:43 - (NYC Marathon 1987) - Seriously! Over 6 hours. I think it must have been the tight spandex pants holding him back!







6) Al Gore - 4:58:25 - (Marine Corp Marathon 1997)

Al Gore "To Do List":
"Invent the Internet", Save the planet, run slower than Tim Reid.











7) Ali Landry - 5:41:41 - (Boston Marathon 2002) - For once, I'm speechless...